how do they know not to mate with other kinds of animals?the same way humans know not to mate with gorillas.or statues.

and then I kneeled down to ask her in the Hippo pool

The Happiest Place on Earth gets a little happier for Jared

This is like Buddy Ball on celestial crack.

10 friends. 10 weddings. 10-10-2010. Get ready...

How is "I want popsicles" rhetorical?

In the process of challenging Becca's "I can't tell if you're being rhetorical or not," I inadvertently turned it into a rhetorical question.

Thanks, Michael. Uh, it's Jeff....Today we're all Michael.

Andy's recovers from calling the optometrist the wrong name and in the process honors MJ on the day of his funeral.

"if you're polite, you won't find out exactly what this shirt says"

seth's t-shirt suggestion

Poland? Russia? Germany?

A man on the street decides to guess where I'm from.

Half of them play D&D, half of them watch Star Trek (and own a uniform), half of them are home schooled.

Cy's unofficial survey of the Contra Dancers.

it's a skin product for people who are just dying to buy a skin product but have no obvious problems with their skin?

Seth questions the headline: "too old for acne but too young for wrinkles"

Smoking weed is not the answer. But neither is not recycling. Why isn't there an in between?

Why are all potential roommates who are interested in sustainability also interested in "dumpstered food" and gender bending?

garbage don't swim upstream

We thought we were watching a 5 gallon bucket swash along the Hudson, til the crazy yet clearly wiser man insisted it was a jellyfish, as it was going against the tide.

You probably shouldn't celebrate your mother since she clearly didn't raise you right.

Rachel does not accept "it's Mothers Day" as an excuse for high volume music on a Saturday afternoon.

The way to a man's heart is through his keyboard, right?

So I'm trying to impress this awesome boy. It's possible I have the wrong approach.

how happy not to live in his brain

When Ty thinks of moomoos, he thinks of this (note: not a moomoo)